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Created on 2004-01-03 15:58:00 (#1774932), last updated 2006-04-14
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Basic Info| Name: | AAUUUDDRRRAZAAAA |
|---|---|
| Location: | Ann Arbor, Michigan, United States |
| Website: | audraiscarrot |
Contact:
apucha@umich.edu BioThe authorized biography by CJ.
The contents of this journal blog are those of Audra. As such, by reading you agree to be thoroughly aroused, rendered useless due to excessive lol, and completely disgusted by chronic mention of some "Adam" jerk.
Here is some information on Audra:
• She was born in a log cabin, on a cold winter's night on 2 July, 1987.
• She was named "McMullet" by her Martian parents, assuming that the wolves they would leave her with could spell it properly.
• When her parents left her on Earth in order to shield her from the horrors of the war of of Polktulat aggression, (later renamed the Taco War) the wolves they left her with naturally misspelled her name because they were wolves, dumbass.
• Luckily for the surrounding village of English speakers, AWOOOO-SNARL (as the wolves called her) also had a learning disorder and kept misspelling her name as Audra.
• In another of Irony's cruel jokes, the area her parents selected for her peaceful life was the German-Chinese front. The helpful, duty-bound young woman felt it her duty to routinely ship the soldiers packages of air- mostly for breathing, a luxury they were rarely afforded.
• After the war, she was award for her invaluable service of making sure her favorite military couch didn't fly off by being given a one-way ticket to Pluto.
• Unfortunately, she missed her flight, and accidentally boarded on to Faggitsville, Michigan.
• Upon landing, she was given a hero's welcome and given the honor of guarding the underside of the bridge. She relentlessly fulfilled her duty, eating any cat, small child, or feeble-minded old person that fell in her sights.
• After months of bridge duty, her untamed facial hair made her almost indistinguishable from Faggitsville Poet-Laureate and Chief Internet Robot, Mike Hunt.
• ahahahaha Mike Hunt
• No, wait Amanda Hugandkiss
• euheuheeu
• Hold on where was I
• Oh right. She was given an official internet den, and ordered to be as big a poety fag as she could manage, and somehow find the most awesome people on the internet.
• The faggotry came easy enough, but she had to employ other sources to accomplish task B.
• Long story short, she did.
• In August, 2005, Audra went missing. Nobody is sure of her whereabouts, but experts believe she may have done any of the following: Swallowed herself, embarked on a lifetime journey to "Catch 'em all," been kidnapped by a favored internet pope, or write for a situation comedy for UPN. Either way, we doubt we'll ever see her again. We salute you, Audra, internet hero.
• 9/11/02 nvr 4get
• save tery shivo
Audra enjoys indie bands, poetry, scootering, funny people, bombastic speech, verbosity, and words. She claims she wants to be a high school Lit. teacher some day, but she'll probably end up inheriting space or something. I have seen kinda down her pants.
READ THIS JOURNAL AND YOU COULD TOO!
This is my adopted unicorn, Patsy Cline.
Unicorns up for Adoption
| Marriage is love. | |||||
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Schools:
Notre Dame Preparatory School - Pontiac, MI (2001 - 2003)Rochester Adams High School - Rochester Hills, MI (2003 - 2005)
University of Michigan - Ann Arbor - Ann Arbor, MI (2005 - present)
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